As Alive As Dead

1 of May was sitting all grumpy at one corner. “What’s the matter with you dude? Why are you so sad?” asked the 2 of October. “Well I don’t understand what is all the fuss about 1 of Jan. I mean like there is no other first in the entire year. One month ends and you have a first of next month. So why celebrate just the 1 of Jan.” “Why are you cribbing so much?” interrupted 31 of Oct. Its not the 1 of Jan but 31 of Dec that is more talked about. Parties in every corner, celebration till midnight. Where as all other month ends are the least looked forward to. At least the beginning of every month is welcomed with salary cheques. “Oh shut up!” 30 of April joined in. “Half of us don’t even have 31st. You get all get extra days in your months.” “People may tag me as Fool’s day but let me tell you it is me who starts the financial year.” chipped in 1 of April. “We can’t believe you guys. Have you noticed we get 29 days once in four years and still no one cares let alone celebrate...

Wishing all visitors to the Island a Merry Christmas. May all your wishes come true (Be careful what you wish for ;p). Have Fun..Eat lot of sweets..Get fat.. hohoho

Lemon Tree ---Fool's Garden I'm sitting here in the boring room It's just another rainy Sunday afternoon I'm wasting my time I got nothing to do I'm hanging around I'm waiting for you But nothing ever happens and I wonder I'm driving around in my car I'm driving too fast I'm driving too far I'd like to change my point of view I feel so lonely I'm waiting for you But nothing ever happens and I wonder I wonder how I wonder why Yesterday you told me 'bout the blue blue sky And all that I can see is just a yellow lemon-tree I'm turning my head up and down I'm turning turning turning turning turning around And all that I can see is just another lemon-tree I'm sitting here I miss the power I'd like to go out taking a shower But there's a heavy cloud inside my head I feel so tired Put myself into bed Well, nothing ever happens and I wonder Isolation is not good for me Isolation I don't want to sit on the lemon-tree I'...

Tagged by Jay . I have written a similar Tag before.But what the heck! Here I go again, 7 Random things about me: - I crave for chocolates. - My wish list includes Bungee Jumping and Sky-diving. - Both my name and sir-name start with B and end in I - I like all shades of blue. - I have recently found the joys of dancing and I love being a part of SDIPA (Shiamak Davar’s Institute of Performing Arts) - I like watching animated movies. Cars being one of my favourites. - I hate to wake up early in the morning. As always, I am not tagging anyone, I hear it is evil:P

Jack and Ed were two identical twins. Abandoned at birth, the two lived at an orphanage. Every Thursday the orphanage would clean and brush up all the kids and put them up on display for the potential adopters. Jack and Ed were small and cute and their chances of being picked were high. One such Thursday, a couple chose Jack. The orphanage suggested them not to separate the twins, but the couple wasn’t ready for two kids. Thus Jack and Ed were no longer together. Back at home, the couple celebrated Jack’s homecoming. It was then, when Jack’s new aunt remarked, “My! What a lovely kid, I wish I had a son like this!” “You know, you can”, replied Jack’s mom. “There is one just like Jack, still available at the orphanage” “Are you serious?” “Yes I am, Jack’s twin is at the orphanage.” “Great, give me the contact number and I’ll go as soon as possible” Next day, Ed too found a family. Once again, Jack and Ed were family. ***********************************************************************...

-Blink 182 I took her out it was a Friday night I wore cologne to get the feeling right We started making out and she took off my pants But then I turned on the TV And that's about the time that she walked away from me Nobody likes you when you're 23 And are still more amused by TV shows What the fuck is ADD? My friends say I should act my age What's my age again? What's my age again? Then later on, on the drive home I called her mom from a pay phone I said I was the cops And your husband's in jail This state looks down on sodomy And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me Nobody likes you when your 23 And are still more amused by prank phone calls What the fuck is caller ID? My friends say I should act my age What's my age again? What's my age again? And that's about the time she walked away from me Nobody likes you when your 23 And you still act like you're in Freshman year What the fuck is wrong with me? My friends say I should act my a...